ARAH!

You have to give Arod credit he wanted to stay a Yankee?

"felt he owed the fans"

Now only if he can step out from the shadows of Jeter

IF JETER WILL LET HIM?

than again whens the last time "Jeter" was clutch? http://memotosteinbrenner.blogspot.com/2007/10/is-jeter-still-hungry.html

.......than maybee THAN!...he can get a ring?

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The Dugout: Boy I Swurr

Posted Nov 16th 2007 12:47PM by B of the AOL FAN HOUSE
Filed under: New York, Yankees, AL East, Featured Stories, The Word, The Dugout

I'm happy that A-Rod is sticking with the Yankees. Yeah, I don't like the Yankees. Yeah, I don't like Alex Rodriguez as a player. However, Nick, Jon, and I would've never started doing the Dugout if he hadn't shown up in New York with Derek Jeter and inserted himself into a series of wacky life situtations. If he didn't show up in the news with strippers or release statements about how sad he is that he doesn't get to have sleepovers with Jeet anymore, we wouldn't have so much fun doing these.
When he was going to end up on another team I kept my fingers crossed that it would be as funny. He could play for the Cubs. We could play the hyperbolic injury angle. If he played for the White Sox we could have him pal with Thome. If he played for the Dodgers he could spend 40 Dugouts watching reruns of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

But things are good in baseball land, and we move on, our heads held high. Apologies to Phil Jackson.

The Dugout

	E5_rod: AY CUSE ME
	GirardiAndCola: Yes?
	E5_rod: DO JOO GUUUUYS HAVE THAT TWO HUNRED MEELION DOLLARS, aRAH HAS RECONSIDERRRRRRED
	GirardiAndCola: Turns out the Florida Marlins didn't really have 400 million dollars to give you, huh?
	E5_rod: NO
	GirardiAndCola: And the Devil Rays couldn't pony up that 60 year contract I guess?
	E5_rod: NO UNFORTUNATELY
	GirardiAndCola: And the Angels couldn't provide a working space shuttle for you to eat, piece by piece, after having knocked it over with your penis?
	E5_rod: SOMETHINGK IS WRONG WITH THE MARKET, JOE
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yeah they dont sell leggs for your legs in eggs or lee press on nails at this market
	GirardiAndCola: Alex, I want to thank you for reaching out to the Yankees and making it clear that you want to be a Yankee. You understand what has to be done.
	GirardiAndCola: But before I call the front office, what happened to your agent?
	E5_rod: SHANKED DURINGK A BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL
	E5_rod: DEH-ENT JOO WONDER WHAT HAPPEND TO CHONNY DAMON
	GirardiAndCola: Oh, uh... well, I thought he was around here somewhere...
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /eats quietly from giant pile of candy
	GirardiAndCola: Look, Alex, you're one of the very best players in baseball. I'm not going to deny you that. But I came here to win a championship for the Yankees, as my novelty jersey suggests.
	GirardiAndCola: So seriously, what is wrong with you in the playoffs? Why can't you get the job done and carry us all the way through?
	E5_rod: OH ARE JOO REFERRING TO LAST YEARS PLAYOFF GAME
	E5_rod: THAT IS NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE OF HOW aRAH PLAYS, THAT GAME WAS A BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN GAME
	GirardiAndCola: Because of all the penetration?
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: because you spent the last half of the game clutchen derek jeters shirt an cryen
	GirardiAndCola: And all of the kickbacks?
	pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: because you kept licken yer palms
	E5_rod: BOYYYY CHO CAN I JUST HAVE MY MONEY NOW PULZ KAY THANKS
	GirardiAndCola: Yeah, but we've got to do this on the down low, so instead of us sending you a check, we're going to have you cut down a bush, descend a hidden staircase, and get your money in precious jewels from a Moblin
	long_live_giambi: it's a secret to everyone

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from

NEWS SOURCE

http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/11/16/the-dugout-boy-i-swurr/#comments


And was the MVP ever really a Question?

http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/11/19/the-dugout-alex-rodriguez-by-a-nose/


Alex Rodriguez " I'd trade all three MVP's for just one ring"



is Arod have the spirit is he a true Yankee see the polls ---->